A goose laid an egg in a redneck's garden.n
The owner of the goose went round to his house and asked for theegg.n
"Sorry man," came the reply, "In these parts, if goose lays eggin garden, owner of garden gets egg!"n
The goose owner said, "Where I come from, we settle disputeslike this: I kick you in your nuts, you kick me in mine and soon until one gives in. The winner gets the egg."n
The redneck replied, "Seems ok to me, go ahead."n
At this, the goose owner took a run at the redneck and landedhis boot smack in the middle of the redneck's groin. The redneckkneeled over in agony and sat on the floor to recover. He thenshouted over to the goose guy and said, "Ok now it's my turn."n
The goose guy replied, "Naa, you keep the egg!"